I hate the word epic, but this is an event worthy of the word. A momentous day, indeed. Hate on Pelosi all you want, she got this shit done.

Go Obama! Go Pelosi! Suck it, Boehner! And double suck it, whichever Republican Congressman yelled “baby killer” at Stupak.

THE HOUSE VOTES TO PASS HEALTH CARE!

…ok so that second part isn’t true. Still, I bet the Facebook founder was pretty bummed to hear that Twitter, which is basically a glorified status message, has been named the most used word of 2009 by Texas-based algorithms company, the Global Language Monitor (GLM). Read the news here.

I feel so techie to be sharing news from an algorithms company. I need to hurry up and take in some VH1 dating shows, before I start sporting a pocket protector.

Barack Obama and H1N1 are Twitter’s bridesmaids, while stimulus and vampire rounded out this year’s top five. I’m sure Hillary Clinton, the avian flu and werewolves everywhere are pretty pissed. Team Jacob! (Actually I’m just team Taylor/Taylor.)

While we’re on the subject, you should probably follow me on Twitter @Mjlamp if you enjoy little nuggets of sassy hilarity throughout the day.