Taylor Swift is a precious, precocious little nugget. Actually, she’s a gigantically tall nugget. She writes sweet lil’ diddies, allegedly dates a werewolf and does a terrific Shakira impersonation. Miss Swift cleaned up at last night’s CMA Awards, winning four trophies including the coveted Entertainer of the Year Prize.

Wynonna Judd (Remember her?) had a thing or two to say about Taylor’s big win in an interview with USA Today:

“You want my honest comment? It’s too much too soon. Time is God’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. It’s just too much of a good thing too soon.”

Am I the only one who thinks this is nothing but a semi-sad attempt by Wynonna to make headlines as she drifts into irrelevancy? Hey Ashley – take a break from rescuing wolves and tell your big sis to chill the eff out. She’s goin’ all Kanye on my girl, T-Swifty. Yep, I made the obvious Kanye joke.

In other CMA news, West Virginia’s own Brad Paisley was victorious again in the Best Male Vocalist category, while the reigning queen of new country, Carrie Underwood, was shut out. I doubt Carrie is too bummed. Her mantle is already plenty full. Plus, although I love Carrie’s voice and think she’s a talented, sexy gal, I’m starting to get pretty sick of her. She’s become Clive Davis’s country robot. Plus, she AINT NO Shelly Sharkson. Here’s a shot of Taylor and all her new flair.