Not since Sarah Palin brought her Eskimo ass to the mainland has a conservative figure been as universally disliked as pageant queen turned amateur porn star, Carrie Prejean. This girl is collecting enemies in a hurry.

First there was her run in with Perez over her opinion on gay marriage. Then there was Donald Trump. Then pageant matriarch (and former reality TV star) Shanna Moakler poo-pooed all over Miss. Prejean publicly. (I recommend reading that sentence back at least once to fully appreciate the positively perfect alliteration.) And most recently she stormed off the set of Larry King Live. Here’s the hilariously awkward moment, in case you missed it. [Keep reading after the video. There's more!]

While I agree with this dum dum exactly 0% of the time, I actually felt bad for her in the beginning. She strikes me as a pretty girl who has invested in herself wisely. I’d say opting for bigger tatas over advanced education was probably the right move. But now I’ve come to my senses. She morphed into hypocrisy personified with Larry King.

Listen, I’m all about people being outspoken, I mean, hello! But you have to be prepared to take whatever you can dish. You don’t get to blast whole sections of the population on the basis of sexual activity and then turn around and deny, deny, deny when it comes to your own bedroom exploits, among other things. That’s just plain not fair. Plus, now she looks like an even bigger bully because she has disrespected America’s elderly population by walking out on our oldest living fossil. First the gays, now the grannies. Keep your children close. They’re next!

I’ve got a great idea on how she can right all of her wrongs, though. A multi-film deal with Joe Francis. Lesbian flicks only, of course. Here’s a parting photo of Miss Prejean as she opens her mouth to further vilify herself.